If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
“You know, you’re very lucky. A less understanding man would press charges with all the inappropriate things you’ve said to me.”
“Really? Like what?”
23 years ago today the great Jim Henson died.
Upon his death Disney released this cartoon of Micky Mouse comforting a grieving Kermit the Frog.
One of the most beautiful and poignant sentiments & tributes I have ever seen.
Kate: Sir, you know?
Gates: What? Do you think I’m an idiot? I needed to maintain plausible deniability, which I can continue, as long as you two both act professionally at the precinct.