so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

“You know, you’re very lucky. A less understanding man would press charges with all the inappropriate things you’ve said to me.”
“Really? Like what?”

listlesshours:

23 years ago today the great Jim Henson died.

Upon his death Disney released this cartoon of Micky Mouse comforting a grieving Kermit the Frog.

One of  the most beautiful and poignant sentiments & tributes I have ever seen.

listlesshours:

23 years ago today the great Jim Henson died.

Upon his death Disney released this cartoon of Micky Mouse comforting a grieving Kermit the Frog.

One of the most beautiful and poignant sentiments & tributes I have ever seen.

a-lot-of-heart:

Kate: Sir, you know?
Gates: What? Do you think I’m an idiot? I needed to maintain plausible deniability, which I can continue, as long as you two both act professionally at the precinct.